Can you just imagine? In the heat of rage, I've definitely had the urge to smack someone, maybe punch, push, whatever... but I've never done it. I usually put in my two cents of wit (which tend to be rather unladylike) and move on. I may take boxing 4 times a week, but that doesn't mean I'm a violent person. I get all my frustration out on the bag. The bag who can't fight back.
No comment in the world would make me attack someone.... with my TEETH. I just picture that scene in mean girls, when she hallucinates everyone turning into jungle animals, attacking at will. Apparently 21-year-old Anna Godfrey of Lincoln, Nebraska's animagus (total harry potter reference... what a nerd) is a Hyena.
Lesson learned: Keep the 'fat' talk to a minimum at parties, people. Especially in the Great Plains of Nebraska.
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